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[fuckyudied]

[the arts and crafts cabin has been made into a makeshift little training area again, with all the tables pushed up against the wall and a handy mattress laid out on the floor. TIME TO TEACH SOME TINY GIRLS HOW TO HIT THINGS]

You sure she's coming?

Comments

[fourthsaken]

I've never used any of this stuff for real either.

[fuckyudied]

What you two need to learn is how to fight dirty.

[playwithfire]

...Like a wrench from behind?

[fourthsaken]

You're the guy who won't let me kick him in the balls.

[fuckyudied]

No guy on earth is gonna say "sure, have at it"!

[playwithfire]

Isn't that the point of doing it?

[fourthsaken]

She makes a good point.

[fuckyudied]

Shut up! You just wanna kick me in the dick! What if I wanna have kids some day, huh!?

[playwithfire]

...

[Now she's imagining tiny Yusukes and it's not good]

[fourthsaken]

Dude, don't even mention kids...

[fuckyudied]

Then leave my balls outta this.

[playwithfire]

Trust us, don't do anything shady and we'll be more than glad to.

[fourthsaken]

What she said.

[fuckyudied]

Drama queens. Alright! Once I'm happy with your punches, we'll move onto elbows. Then you can start doing some real damage.

[playwithfire]

I'd rather just hit someone over the head with something or kick their kneecap out.

[fourthsaken]

Uh... We can work on that too, right?

[fuckyudied]

We'll talk about going for joints. Eyes and ears, too. But if somebody gets a good hold on you, you're gonna want to be able to do more than kick. Trust me.

[playwithfire]

Like bite?

[fourthsaken]

Uh... I think more than that.

[fuckyudied]

If you want, but you two are at the perfect height for a nice headbutt. Great way to break some asshole's nose!

[playwithfire]

Doesn't that hurt? Us, I mean.

[fourthsaken]

Not if we do it correctly... Right?

[fuckyudied]

It's nothin' compared to what it'll do to the other guy.

[playwithfire]

What if... The assholes don't have, um, noses?

[fourthsaken]

... They don't have noses?