fuckyudied | (no subject)

[the arts and crafts cabin has been made into a makeshift little training area again, with all the tables pushed up against the wall and a handy mattress laid out on the floor. TIME TO TEACH SOME TINY GIRLS HOW TO HIT THINGS]

You sure she's coming?

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From:

playwithfire

I was kind of a joke. A bad one, I guess.

I dunno... I've never used one against someone else.

From:

fourthsaken

I've never used any of this stuff for real either.

From:

fuckyudied

What you two need to learn is how to fight dirty.

From:

playwithfire

...Like a wrench from behind?

From:

fourthsaken

You're the guy who won't let me kick him in the balls.

From:

fuckyudied

No guy on earth is gonna say "sure, have at it"!

From:

playwithfire

Isn't that the point of doing it?

From:

fourthsaken

She makes a good point.

From:

fuckyudied

Shut up! You just wanna kick me in the dick! What if I wanna have kids some day, huh!?

From:

playwithfire

...

[Now she's imagining tiny Yusukes and it's not good]

From:

fourthsaken

Dude, don't even mention kids...

From:

fuckyudied

Then leave my balls outta this.

From:

playwithfire

Trust us, don't do anything shady and we'll be more than glad to.

From:

fourthsaken

What she said.

From:

fuckyudied

Drama queens. Alright! Once I'm happy with your punches, we'll move onto elbows. Then you can start doing some real damage.

From:

playwithfire

I'd rather just hit someone over the head with something or kick their kneecap out.

From:

fourthsaken

Uh... We can work on that too, right?

From:

fuckyudied

We'll talk about going for joints. Eyes and ears, too. But if somebody gets a good hold on you, you're gonna want to be able to do more than kick. Trust me.