fuckyudied | (no subject)

[the arts and crafts cabin has been made into a makeshift little training area again, with all the tables pushed up against the wall and a handy mattress laid out on the floor. TIME TO TEACH SOME TINY GIRLS HOW TO HIT THINGS]

You sure she's coming?

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From:

fourthsaken

Uh... We can work on that too, right?

From:

fuckyudied

We'll talk about going for joints. Eyes and ears, too. But if somebody gets a good hold on you, you're gonna want to be able to do more than kick. Trust me.

From:

playwithfire

Like bite?

From:

fourthsaken

Uh... I think more than that.

From:

fuckyudied

If you want, but you two are at the perfect height for a nice headbutt. Great way to break some asshole's nose!

From:

playwithfire

Doesn't that hurt? Us, I mean.

From:

fourthsaken

Not if we do it correctly... Right?

From:

fuckyudied

It's nothin' compared to what it'll do to the other guy.

From:

playwithfire

What if... The assholes don't have, um, noses?

From:

fourthsaken

... They don't have noses?

From:

fuckyudied

Long as they've got bodies, we can come up with something.

From:

playwithfire

[Looking like she's kind of unsure about even that fact]

What else do you have for us?

From:

fuckyudied

Whatever you want. Teaching you something once isn't gonna do jack shit if you don't practice, though, you know that?

From:

fourthsaken

Dude, we'll practice.

From:

playwithfire

[...We will?]

From:

fuckyudied

Man, I'm a real softie... I wasn't kidding when I said my old teacher woulda had you up in the mountains in your underwear. She'd kick my ass if she knew how easy I was going on you two. Whatever! For now, slow and steady's what you get.