[THE FIRST DRUNKOVER OF 2016: forward-dated to sometime on the 8th]

[fuckyudied]

[After a whirlwind 48 hours in Japan, two terrible, awful boys are back in one piece! Mostly. The cabin is scattered with shopping bags and random packages, and who knows if anyone actually made it into a bed, but hey! Nobody died this time.

Probably, anyway. Things started getting blurry toward the end there.]

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[fuckyudied]

Sex with— [SMACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD] —I know how sex works, dickhole!

[maleborgia]

[winces and forces the smile to stay on]

Of course, but I said "with har."

[fuckyudied]

...

[maleborgia]

Yours can't be worse than that.

[fuckyudied]

[squints at the picture, trying to remember]

[maleborgia]

[taking it away]

Come on.

[fuckyudied]

[... digs the napkin out of his pocket]

[maleborgia]

[being good and waiting!]

[fuckyudied]

Trade me. And explain, or I'm gonna shove it in your ear!

[maleborgia]

[a little annoyingly smug because he won, trading papers. If you look real hard at this one it's maybe an anatomical drawing but weirdly flower-like somehow]

[fuckyudied]

[bringing the picture in nice and close to stare at it. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. his napkin, on the other hand, looks like it was a bit of a messy team effort—but (un?)luckily, all the variations on URAMESHI KEIKO, YUKIMURA YUSUKE, YUKIURA URAYUKI YUKIMESHI etc etc are still legible enough]

[maleborgia]

[scrutinizing this]

Did we vote? I feel like we took votes.

[fuckyudied]

You either suck at drawing or screwed a plate of pasta! What is this!?

[maleborgia]

Don't shout.

[moving forward so he can look at it at the same time]

I told you before, Rue's like a girl, at least with me. Har aren't the same as humans. They're androgynous and change to suit whoever they are with and for me Rue becomes like a woman.

[fuckyudied]

Right.

[maleborgia]

I don't know what... Ignore the top half of this. [folding the napkin in half, then looking a little more awkward as he tries to explain]

It's kind of like a flower. This part... I think I was trying to show motion...

[fuckyudied]

It's got moving parts!?

[maleborgia]

Like I said, it changes.

[fuckyudied]

...

[maleborgia]

[trading napkins back]

Did I ever tell you that Rue is the queen? I was friends with the king as well.

[fuckyudied]

[crumples his]

Yeah right!

[maleborgia]

I'm not lying. Pell was Vaje's previous owner.

[fuckyudied]

Hang on! There's a king, you know him, and you still tried to hit that!?

[maleborgia]

I didn't try...

It doesn't matter, they don't get along well.

[fuckyudied]

[sloooow grin]